Lumberjack Meggings

• Soft crotch cup conceals your VPL (visible 🍆line); brave souls can take it off to bare it all
• Open pocket for your phone, zipper pocket for your valuables
• Shirt loop at the back to carry your shirt or towel
• Inner drawstring keeps your leggings snug; higher back rise avoids any “crack-ccidents”
• Performance fabric features featherweight, sweat-wicking, odor-free, 4-way stretch, polyester & lycra blend

If the “meggings” portmanteau doesn’t make your compression tights manly enough, then how about you try this print? I mean, we’re talking about lumberjacks here: long greasy beard, messy hair, massive hands with callus. Tie up your old flannel shirt around your waist to put this print on steroids or simply wear it with a black hoodie and head into the woods.